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CHOOSE YOUR DEGEN

Tip: Each character has unique strengths and meme powers. Click a card to see their stats, then select your favorite to start evading the draft!
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Crypto Bro

+20% Coin Pumping
-10% Medical Excuses

💪 4/10 | 🧠 7/10 | 💸 9/10
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OnlyFans Queen

+30% Simp Protection
-20% Tech Skills

💪 3/10 | 🧠 6/10 | 💸 8/10
😭

Soy Wojak

+40% Sympathy Points
-30% Courage

💪 2/10 | 🧠 5/10 | 💸 4/10
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Gigachad

+50% Physical Evasion
-40% Stealth

💪 10/10 | 🧠 8/10 | 💸 6/10
🖼️

NFT Founder

+25% Rug Immunity
+15% Tech Savvy

💪 5/10 | 🧠 9/10 | 💸 7/10
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Tate Follower

+35% Masculinity Claims
-25% Actual Courage

💪 6/10 | 🧠 4/10 | 💸 8/10
STEALTH:
DODGE SCORE: 0
Crypto Bro
$EVADE: 0
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The Draft Notice Arrives

A government drone drops a draft notice at your door. What's your move, degen?

How to Play

  • Pick your favorite degen character. Each has unique stats and meme powers.
  • Make choices in each scenario to evade the draft and maximize your $EVADE score.
  • Random events and meme outcomes will affect your run—adapt and survive!
  • Share your results and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard.

MISSION STATUS

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Final Score: 0
$EVADE Earned: 0
Meme Rating: Based

HOW TO EVADE THE DRAFT

🎯 OBJECTIVE

Navigate through increasingly absurd scenarios to avoid getting drafted into WW3. Every choice matters!

🎮 GAMEPLAY

  • Choose from 6 different degen archetypes
  • Make strategic choices to maintain your STEALTH
  • Avoid random events like IRS audits and X bans
  • Earn $EVADE tokens for successful escapes

💡 PRO TIPS

  • Different characters excel at different escape methods
  • High-risk choices give better rewards
  • Random events can make or break your run
  • Share your most based escapes on Twitter

🏆 TOP DRAFT EVADERS

#1 BasedChad420 Fled to Portugal as Non-Binary NFT Artist 69,420
#2 DiamondHandsDegenerate Claimed Essential Memecoin Developer Status 42,069
#3 SoyBoySupreme Livestreamed Panic Attack for 48 Hours 33,333
#4 PumpDotFunGuru Created $WAR Token, Got Arrested Instead 25,000
#5 OnlyFansQueen Convinced Simps to Hide Her in Basement 19,984

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